Posts tagged tina fey.

heyiamwhatiam:

30 Rock’s memorable quotes (per character)
↳Liz Lemon [Season 5 Episode 1-11]

AMY: Okay, let’s talk about when we first met — in Chicago, in 1993. What were we doing?
TINA: We were probably eating Italian beef sandwiches and getting our hair permed.
AMY: Actually, we met in class at the ImprovOlympic Theater. You taught me my first real beauty lesson.
TINA: I was 22 or 23, and I had only recently learned that you can pluck your eyebrows or have a lady put hot wax on them and remove portions of them and shape them. So this was a big thing that happened to me, and I passed that information on to you.
AMY: Back then, I used to get my hair dyed at a place called Big Hair. It cost $15. They just used straight bleach, so my hair was the color of white lined paper, and my eyebrows looked like they were done with a thick black marker.

uprightcitizens:

Funny People Yearbook.

rcastro84:

“And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women — except, of course, those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape kit ’n’ stuff. But for everybody else, it’s a win-win. Unless you’re a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years — whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know what? Actually, I take it back. The whole thing’s a disaster.” - Tina Fey

recycleanimals:

Jack McBrayer played a stripper and danced on a pole in an unaired episode of 30 Rock. Tina Fey sent this picture to Conan.