18.Posts tagged grey's anatomy.
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If I murdered someone she’s the person I’d call to help me drag the corpse across the living room floor.
Teddy: I love someone else. I'm divorcing Henry.
Shonda: Henry can be healthy.
Teddy: I'm in love with Henry.
Shonda: Oh wait... Henry has to die.
why do none of shonda rhimes’s characters use condoms?
“ ‘I had a terrible day.’
We say it all the time. A fight with the boss, the stomach flu, traffic. That’s what we describe as terrible, when nothing terrible is happening. These are the things we beg for. A root canal, an IRS audit, coffee spilled on our clothes. When the really terrible things happen, we start begging a God we don’t believe in to bring back the little horrors, and take away this. It seems quaint now, doesn’t it? The flood in the kitchen, the poison oak, the fight that leaves you shaking with rage. Would it have helped if we could see what else was coming? Would we have known that those were the best moments of our lives?
We say it all the time. A fight with the boss, the stomach flu, traffic. That’s what we describe as terrible, when nothing terrible is happening. These are the things we beg for. A root canal, an IRS audit, coffee spilled on our clothes. When the really terrible things happen, we start begging a God we don’t believe in to bring back the little horrors, and take away this. It seems quaint now, doesn’t it? The flood in the kitchen, the poison oak, the fight that leaves you shaking with rage. Would it have helped if we could see what else was coming? Would we have known that those were the best moments of our lives?
— Meredith Grey, “Grey’s Anatomy” (via turbansuicides)
RICHARD: Chain of custody rules. All medical matter under reign must stay with the person who collected it until it’s placed into police custody.
PATRICIA: You collected the specimen, so you have custody.
MEREDITH: Custody of a penis?
RICHARD: Yes. Until the cops come for it.
MEREDITH: You’re enjoying your meal at the International House of Silence. Burke, you have to feed Cristina. She doesn’t cook and she will starve to death.
CRISTINA: I have cereal!
